First Visit to the Doctor

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So yesterday I had my first visit to the doctor for the baby. It was quite an enlightening visit. And I made many, many mistakes throughout the day. Apparently you are required to deposit a urine sample at the beginning of every visit , this posed a bit of a problem for me. I walk into the bathroom , I see the cups check, I see the marker check, check, but where are they hiding the lids for the cups? So I casually duck out of the bathroom with my empty cup and ask very nicely were the lids are? The response given was there are no lids! As I walked back to the bathroom I thought "No Lids! NO LIDS!, What am I suppose to do with my sample, just leave it for all to spill!!". This was disturbing to me because shortly after I had a sample but no clue what to do with it, until I noticed a little metal door in the wall. AHA!! It was like an Alice in Wonderland tiny magical door. With a magical voice of a nurse behind it inquiring of where my sample was. Ok, so at this point I figured it out and waited for the nurse to close her side of the door and then quickly slipped in my cup. This is not the worst of my mistakes, yeah go ahead laugh it up, I sure did. Then when in the exam room the nurse asks her customary 100 questions and one of them was "Is there any history of mental illness in your family or the Father's side of the family?" to which I started giggling, then the nurse started giggiling and said "I mean diagnosed!", and of course I said no, since the family members in question have probably never seen a shrink. And now for my last mistake of the day. I had to fill a prescription at Walmart after leaving the doctors office. I had to update my insurance with the pharmacy and I thought I gave them my husbands social, because in the military the Active Military spouses social is the insurance member number, well it turns out that my prescription was delayed for about 40 minutes because I gave them my husbands phone number instead! Forgive me all of humanity, for I have lost my mind completely.