When you open the door.........

Be extremely careful who you let in. I learned my lesson yesterday regarding this crucial tip. I opened the back door to my parent's house to let my Remydog outside so that he may play with my sister Rose's dog Suzie. Quite absentmindedly I opened the back door to usher Remydog to a land of joyful play with Suzie or aka. ( Hammy the squirrel in dog form). In doing so I accidentally let in my mothers cat Bonnie aka. (Mistress and ruler of the yard, and all animals residing therin). Bonnie as it turns out has some wicked amazing skills in the art of dancing. Once I opened said back door , Bonnie after meeting face to face with Remydog , decided that it would be ideal to Salsa dance on my Remydog's head for at least a good 5 seconds. I , being stunned to silence and apparently stupidity took the matter into my own hands and opened the back door even wider so that one of them could escape the situation. Here was my fatal error, I forgot that Suzie is a devout lover of cats. Suzie will beat other dogs to a bloody pulp if they touch one of her precious felines. Suzie has a love for cats that no other dog has, in fact it is more of a passion. She caught a glimpse of the theatrics and assumed that Remydog was attacking her precious Bonnie Sue. Suzie stormed in , hurricane style whipping around Remydog and Bonnie interrupting their torrid dance. It happened quick but here is how it went:

Me: (Opening the door) Go on out Rem.... Oh AHHHH Remy NOOOOOOO!!! Bonnie It's okay!

Cat: Mreow.....HISS....HISS....HISS...MREOW.....

Remydog: Wine.....Squeal.....Whine

Me: (Stupidly opening door wider) Oh NOOOO! Suzie!!! Stop!

Suzie: BARK BARK BARK BARK GROWL BARK!

My Sister Rose: (Torn between Running into the kitchen to stop Suzie from killing Remydog or snatching up my baby niece Bethany before the dogs reach the living room to smash her) NO! NO! NO! Suzie!

My Mom: (Whacking Suzie and Remy with a spoon used to stir a macaroni dish for dinner..... macaroni at this point  is flying everywhere!)    

Remy: (Stops tusseling and mentally thinks "Oooooh Macaroni!" and starts eating flying macaroni's)

Cat: (Takes this moment to run for her life..... smacking into moms piano bench and searching out a bed to hide under)

Suzie: (Calm and docile now that her precious feline is free of danger......But covered in macaroni)

Mom, Rose and I: ("Laughing" ........... cleanup begins)

My Dad: (Clutching my baby niece Bethany to his chest and saying" I saved the Baby they were going to trample her!" ) 



This recounts the Macaroni Massacre of 2011 , This is why you must be cautious when you open the door.

       

Bonnie Sue- Dance Dance Revolution Champ

Suzie- I heart kitty kitties .... Look in my eyes, see that... I really do.

Remydog- He has a few scratches due to the Salsa dance on his nose and forehead.