Paranoid Nah!!!! Obsessed of course not!!

Some people may say that my husband has too many guns, some may say that he is paranoid or obsessed with firepower,but I like to think otherwise, even if I am in denial. Sometimes I really do wonder if we both have taken it a little too far. Below is an example of real conversations prooving the hold that weaponry has on my husband and I.


CONVERSATION- NAMING THE DOG

Me: Babe, what should we name our new puppy?

Jeff: I dunno.

Me: How about Remington?

Jeff: Yeah!!!!! We will call him Remy for short.

Me: Yes, Remington with go perfect with Colt.

Jeff: Colt?

Me: Yeah I picked it out for our future first sons name.

Jeff: Sounds good to me.

As you know Remington and Colt are gun brands, apparently Jeffs obsession has rubbed off on me because the names where totally all my idea.
For our last example please see yesterdays conversation over a simple household duty.


CONVERSATION- TOILET PAPER ROLL REPLACEMENT

Me: Jeff why is the toilet paper roll empty again?

Jeff: Oh sorry, I forgot to reload it.

This is when it hit me! When my household refers to replacing the roll of toilet paper as "reloading" then I know there is a major issue. Of course it could be worse, I could call sweeping the house "room sweeping", and snuggling under the blankets " cover me!", fortunately I have not resorted to such madness......... yet.